| Wild Wooders | Pitter, patter, pitter, patter... |
| Mole |
And the creepy pitter patter’s really driving me insane, |
| Wild Wooders |
You have strayed into a nightmare, Wandered into your darkest hour! Riverbankers are not welcome! Foreign animals will...disappear! |
| Mole | Who's that?! |
| Wild Wooders | Just a rustle in the trees! |
| Mole | Oh my! |
| Wild Wooders | Branches swinging in the breeze! |
| (clap) Hey you! | |
| Mole | It's all inside my brain! |
| Wild Wooders | (clap) Twigs crack! |
| Mole | There it goes again! |
| Who's there?! | |
| Wild Wooders | There's no one here but us! |