| Prison Guard |
Are you alright my dear? You’ve turned a little...er...green... |
| Toad |
Oh!...It’s the shock! |
| Prison Guard | You have such lovely big eyes! A wide winning smile! |
| Toad | Thank you, but I really have to go! |
| Prison Guard | Give us a kiss! Then you can pass! |
| Toad | I have my
reputation, sir, you know! |
| Prison Guard | You‘re my little tubby scrubber! The highlight of my week! |
| Toad | Thank you, kind sir! That’s quite enough of your cheek! |
| Chorus | Look at him go! Swaggering by! With a brand new tale about which he can brag! Swanning along without a care in the world! |
| Toad | And I’m quite enjoying dressing up in drag! |
| Chorus | Toad leaps in with both his feet, Where angels fear to tread! Beware, Mister Toad, For trouble is not far ahead! |