We live in the Wild Wood,
We like it here!
The darkness suits us very well you see,
And from our base in the Wild Wood,
We’re hatching a plan,
To expand our land and grab new territ’ry!

Weasels, stoats and ferrets too,
Are poised to spoil the plot!
The River has its merits too.
We’re not content with what we’ve got!

Someday this will all be ours!
The greatest empire ever known!
From the Woods to the Riverbank...