Poop! Poop!
Poop! Poop!
What a stunning means of locomotion!
What a glorious and stirring sight!
As powerful as the open ocean,
As graceful as a swan in flight!
Now that’s the way to really travel,
Oh, how its fenders gleamed and glowed!
Here today, next week tomorrow,
That’s the Life on the Open Road…

Poop! Poop!
Poop! Poop!
A million miles lie before me,
I’ll leave a cloud of dust behind,
Amphibian and motor car in motion,