| Toad & Chorus |
Indestructible Toad! |
| Toad |
I'm brave and I'm fearless! I'm utterly peerless! |
| Toad & Chorus | The Great Indestructible Toad! |
| Chorus | Top of the ‘A’ list!
The Great Mister T!
Celebrity royalty is he! He’s frivolous and feckless! He’s dangerously reckless! A superstar with personali-T-O-A-D! |
| Toad & Chorus | Indestructible
Toad! Speeding on down the road! |
| Chorus | A bit of a flash goof! |
| Toad | But totally crash proof! |
| Toad & Chorus | The Great Indestructible Toad! |
| Policeman | I was proceeding
down the road, All was quiet and all was still, A peaceful summer’s evening, On the river by the mill, A sound became apparent, It grew loud and it grew shrill, A motor car at break-neck speed, Came racing down the hill! |
| TOAD ‘drives’ around
the stage recklessly | |
| Toad | This motor car is fabulous, The fastest I could buy, A super duper speed machine, This car can really fly!... |